{"id":386,"date":"2014-08-18T20:12:33","date_gmt":"2014-08-18T18:12:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/?p=386"},"modified":"2014-08-20T20:13:19","modified_gmt":"2014-08-20T18:13:19","slug":"18082014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/18082014.html","title":{"rendered":"18\/08\/2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The weather forecast said no rain today. Hahahahaha!<\/p>\n<p>What happened at lunchtime? Rain, of course. I think I should hire myself out as a weather forecaster.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s the prognosis for tomorrow?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Rain.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What will the weather be like a week next Thursday?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Rain.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;How about on the twelfth of September? Will it be sunny?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No. Rainy.&#8221;<br \/>\nAny takers?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The weather forecast said no rain today. Hahahahaha! What happened at lunchtime? Rain, of course. I think I should hire myself out as a weather forecaster. &#8220;What&#8217;s the prognosis for tomorrow?&#8221; &#8220;Rain.&#8221; &#8220;What will the weather be like a week next Thursday?&#8221; &#8220;Rain.&#8221; &#8220;How about on the twelfth of September? Will it be sunny?&#8221; &#8220;No. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/18082014.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;18\/08\/2014&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}