{"id":42,"date":"2012-08-24T14:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-24T14:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blogtest\/?p=42"},"modified":"2012-08-24T14:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-24T14:01:00","slug":"24082012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/24082012.html","title":{"rendered":"24\/08\/2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The kitchen door installation has now been completed. I replastered the frame surround this morning. In the afternoon we went to the aged FIL&#8217;s house to fetch the washing which LSS had put in the machine this morning.<\/p>\n<p>I stuck my head in the kitchen door to say hello. After saying hello back, &#8220;Mouton,&#8221; the aged FIL mumbled.<\/p>\n<p>My brain flicked rapidly through the dictionary section, finding the index cards for the letter M.<br \/>&#8220;Um, sorry, I don&#8217;t think this is going to help,&#8221; it told me. &#8220;According to my records, Mouton is mutton, or sheep. So why the aged FIL is saying &#8216;Mutton&#8217; to you does not compute. To quote Spock, &#8216;It&#8217;s not logical.&#8217; So I&#8217;m afraid you&#8217;re on your own.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I must have looked rather blank, because the aged FIL repeated it again.<br \/>&#8220;Mouton,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>I could see him thinking &#8220;Why didn&#8217;t my daughter marry a nice <i>French<\/i> bloke instead, then I wouldn&#8217;t have all this trouble.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Er, I&#8217;m sorry, I don&#8217;t understand,&#8221; I said in French, and hurried out to the washing line where LSS had just about finished removing the dried laundry.<br \/>&#8220;Mouton is &#8216;mutton&#8217;, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221; I asked.<br \/>&#8220;Yes, why?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Because that&#8217;s what your father just said to me.&#8221;<br \/>Her eyebrows shot upwards. We re-entered the kitchen and she asked him to repeat what he&#8217;d said to me. He did.<br \/>&#8220;Ah!&#8221; LSS exclaimed. &#8220;He said, &#8216;beau temps.&#8217; <i>(Nice weather)<\/i> Not &#8216;mouton'&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Oh dear&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The kitchen door installation has now been completed. I replastered the frame surround this morning. In the afternoon we went to the aged FIL&#8217;s house to fetch the washing which LSS had put in the machine this morning. I stuck my head in the kitchen door to say hello. After saying hello back, &#8220;Mouton,&#8221; the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/24082012.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;24\/08\/2012&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}