{"id":506,"date":"2014-06-18T15:27:25","date_gmt":"2014-06-18T13:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/?p=506"},"modified":"2014-11-14T15:29:09","modified_gmt":"2014-11-14T14:29:09","slug":"18062014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/2014\/06\/18062014.html","title":{"rendered":"18\/06\/2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LSS decided to cut the grass with the petrol-powered lawnmower. All went well for a while until she moved into the courtyard, where there is quite a bit of gravel.<\/p>\n<p>The lawnmower blade contacted one of these small stones, and propelled it outwards at great speed. Straight through the rear window of the Renault 5.<br \/>\n&#8220;Hello, insurance company? Um, you replaced the windscreen of the Renault 5 earlier this year.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes, that&#8217;s right, we have your details here.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;And then you replaced the driver&#8217;s door window on my father&#8217;s Citroen.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes, why?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, I hate to tell you this, but the Renault 5 needs a new rear window.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>From now on when she cuts the grass, all vehicles will be removed to a safe distance. And the house window shutters will be closed first!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LSS decided to cut the grass with the petrol-powered lawnmower. All went well for a while until she moved into the courtyard, where there is quite a bit of gravel. The lawnmower blade contacted one of these small stones, and propelled it outwards at great speed. Straight through the rear window of the Renault 5. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/2014\/06\/18062014.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;18\/06\/2014&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}