{"id":36,"date":"2008-12-18T10:58:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-18T10:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stampswops.com\/st1100blog\/?p=36"},"modified":"2008-12-18T10:58:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T10:58:00","slug":"you-couldnt-make-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/st1100blog\/?p=36","title":{"rendered":"You couldn&#8217;t make it up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday afternoon my (retired) neighbours went to a funeral. When they came home they found someone had broken in the rear door and ransacked the place, ripping a safe from the bedroom wall, breaking it open, and removing all their savings. <\/p>\n<p>They reported it; the old bill came around yesterday evening and took some details but that&#8217;s as far as it&#8217;s going to go.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously the thieves had not yet received their Christmas card.<\/p>\n<p>Christmas card?<\/p>\n<p>See the following from The Reading Post of 17\/12\/2008:<\/p>\n<p><a onclick=\"window.open(this.href);return false;\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_QNCN3pvTpEc\/SUoti3rMh7I\/AAAAAAAAADc\/PqBGu6Zfqw8\/s1600-h\/RPost.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 192px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_QNCN3pvTpEc\/SUoti3rMh7I\/AAAAAAAAADc\/PqBGu6Zfqw8\/s320\/RPost.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281083590129256370\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Glad to see our tax money is being wisely spent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday afternoon my (retired) neighbours went to a funeral. When they came home they found someone had broken in the rear door and ransacked the place, ripping a safe from the bedroom wall, breaking it open, and removing all their savings. They reported it; the old bill came around yesterday evening and took some details [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/st1100blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/st1100blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/st1100blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/st1100blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/st1100blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/st1100blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/st1100blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/st1100blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-darnoire.com\/st1100blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}