I’ve just come across the following from a sporadic diary entry last year. I work in IT, and one of our users requested a new Nokia phone to replace her Blackberry. She shall remain nameless:<\/p>\n
Just took ******** ***** her new Nokia.<\/p>\n
“Ah, good, I really hate the Blackberry. I just don’t like it at all. It’s useless.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, er, why?” I asked.<\/p>\n
“Because when it’s switched off you can’t make phone calls.”<\/p>\n
“!”<\/p>\n
“And when it’s switched on it keeps getting emails.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Ah. Yes. Hmm. I see. OK.”
(leaves office, shaking head)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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