The weather forecast said no rain today. Hahahahaha!
What happened at lunchtime? Rain, of course. I think I should hire myself out as a weather forecaster.
“What’s the prognosis for tomorrow?”
“Rain.”
“What will the weather be like a week next Thursday?”
“Rain.”
“How about on the twelfth of September? Will it be sunny?”
“No. Rainy.”
Any takers?